I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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