You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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