they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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