Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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