I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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