Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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