i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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