Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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