Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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