found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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