Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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