Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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