like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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