hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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