Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my being single is dangerous.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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