problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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