Sponge bath it is.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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