that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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