My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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