Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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