just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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