I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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