So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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