I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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