Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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