I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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