with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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