The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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