Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
if you like me you must not know who I am
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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