It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Your cock deserves a montage
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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