i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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