last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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