I cockslap morals
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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