Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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