I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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