jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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