so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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