did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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