she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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I need you to use more vowels.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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