So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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