ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
