you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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