you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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