I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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