im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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