Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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