Are we in a gay sports bar?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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