I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
