I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
