Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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