Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Too much gin, very little bucket
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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