Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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