Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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