Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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