Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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