"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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